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Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel
Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle
Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne
Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess
Brian Thompson
Bruno
M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim
Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess
Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover
John Vernon
Von Bulo
Alex Cord
Herskovitz
Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess
Richard Gautier
The Bartender
Norman Fell
The Dentist
Billy Barty
The Bell Boy
Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1
David Birney
Fed. #2
Camilla Sparv
The Maitre D'
Erik Estrada
Gonzales
Bubba Smith
The Cop
Shelley Michelle
Miss Honduras
Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
Donna Baltron
Miss Cuba
Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Bolivia
Kelly Fine
Miss Iraq
Maureen Flaherty
Miss Romania
Andrea Parker
Miss France
Spice Williams-Crosby
Sam
Ted Lange
The Flower Peddler
Robert Sacchi
Gesundheim II