1h 30m
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Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Elke Sommer
Professor Anna Vooshka
Kenneth Williams
Professor Roland Crump
Bernard Bresslaw
Arthur Upmore
Kenneth Connor
Major Leep
Jack Douglas
Ernie Bragg
Joan Sims
Daphne Barnes
Windsor Davies
Fred Ramsden
Peter Butterworth
Henry Barnes
Liz Fraser
Sylvia Ramsden
Ian Lavender
Joe Baxter
Adrienne Posta
Norma Baxter
Patricia Franklin
Vera Bragg
Donald Hewlett
The Dean
Carol Hawkins
Sandra
Sherrie Hewson
Carol
David Lodge
Landlord
Marianne Stone
Else Rowan
George Layton
Doctor
Larry Dann
Clive
Kenneth Waller
Barman
Helli Louise
Woman in Shower
Alexandra Dane
Lady in Low-Cut Dress
Johnny Briggs
Plasterer (uncredited)
Lucy Griffiths
Lady with Hat (uncredited)
Sam Kelly
Projectionist (uncredited)
Drina Pavlovic
Courting Girl (uncredited)
Gerald Thomas
Mynah Bird (voice) (uncredited)