Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Leo
Principal (voice)
Bedtime Stories
Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Cedric
50 First Dates
Ula
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Salim Yousfobdal
The Waterboy
Townie
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
Self
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
The Animal
Marvin Mange
Necessary Roughness
Chuck Neiderman
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
Self
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
Surf Ninjas
Iggy
American Virgin
Ed Curtzman
The Hot Chick
Jessica
Big Daddy
Delivery Guy
Judge Dredd
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
Down Periscope
Lt. Marty Pascal
Demolition Man
Erwin (uncredited)
The Longest Yard
Punky
The Benchwarmers
Gus
Eight Crazy Nights
Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
Big Stan
Big Stan
American Crude
Bill
The Aristocrats
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Knock Off
Tommy Hendricks
The Chosen One
Paul
Grown Ups
Rob Hilliard
Shark Bait
Nerissa (voice)
Wild Cherry
Nathan McNicol
You May Not Kiss the Bride
Ernesto
Susan's Plan
Steve
Buddy
Dude 1
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
Himself
The One and Only Dick Gregory
Self
InAPPropriate Comedy
J.D.
The Outback
Johnny (voice)
Dino Time
Dodger (voice)
Amor es amor
Julian Rodin
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
Himself
Muppets from Space
TV Producer
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
Norm of the North
Norm (voice)
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
Fred (voice)
The Beverly Hillbillies
Woodrow Tyler
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
Shelby (Voice)
Jungle Shuffle
Chuy (voice)
The Reef 2: High Tide
Nerissa (voice)
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
Self/Host
The Adventures of Pinocchio
Volpe
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
Self / Various Characters
Click
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Frog Kingdom
Additional Voices (voice)
The Ridiculous 6
Ramon
OMG, I'm a Robot!
Robo Joseph
Dead Wrong
Ethan Boggs
Pups United
Benny (voice)
Around the World in 80 Days
San Francisco Hobo
SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler
Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sandy Wexler
Firuz
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
narrator
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
Self / Various (archive footage)
Adam Sandler: Love You
Self
The Electric Piper
Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Asian Minister
Grandma's Boy
Yuri
Little Man
Dinosaur Rex
Martians Go Home
Voyeur Martian
Little Nicky
The Townie
Mr. Deeds
Nazo the Italian Delivery Man (uncredited)
Wings
Dodo (voice)
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
Himself
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
Self
Kings of Comedy USA
Self (archive footage)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
Self - Host
Hubie Halloween
Richie Hartman
The Wrong Missy
Komante
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
Best of Stand-up 2020
Self
Pups Alone
Jose (voice)
Home Team
Jamie
Daddy Daughter Trip
Larry Bublé
Pledge Trip
Leo 2
Demolition Man
Erwin (uncredited)
Happy Gilmore 2
Tricycle Cowboy
VH1 News Special: Grunge
Self (archive footage)
Kill Tony: Once Upon a Time in Texas
Self
Pixels
Q*Bert (voice) (uncredited)